Has anyone ever been for a slash and been in a situation where multiple streams have come out? I just went for one a moment ago and because it was a particularly relieving one I looked up and exhaled as I let it out... I quickly realised after a second or two it was making a different sound than it usually does and upon looking down I saw 4... yes 4 seperate streams... A personal record that I'd rather not hold. One was on target One was going all over the side of the bath to the left One was going all down the wall to the right And the other was going south, all over the front of my trousers and legs Have I broken some sort of record there? Is that not some sort of hat-trick?
I've heard of a two way splitfire, but not four. From your description, you definitely got a hat-trick - but the stream that hit your trousers - seems you scored and own goal as well.
You need to learn how to play the flute, it might not cure your problem but it might help to hold it right when you take a pee. Hope this helps
often happens post coitus when there's a bunging up element. frank skinner once joked that his girlfriend got mad at him for peeing on the wallpaper, "keep it off the wallpaper!? i'm happy if I can keep it off my eyebrows!"
[video=youtube;ed1yVqVHvt0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1yVqVHvt0[/video] Was is something like this Benjo?
