****ing hell since our lass started reading this I've had more freedom than out else, just out of curiosity has anyone else been through this excitement?
As my mate says, after his wife had read all three, ` a woman calls it fiction` if a man reads it its called PORNOGRAPHY.
Oops. I thought our lass said she wanted 50 sheds of grey , so I got her the garden centre catalogue. No nookie for me then
My lass is leaving us as she asked for it and hit the roof when she came back to find I'd painted the whole house grey.