I was out 'til 4am last night. 'Kin 'ell. Got back to the flat, aimed my finger at the light switch - electrics tripped. Had a piss in the dark. "That can wait 'til the morning" I mumbled to myself. The knock-on effect, of course, of a middle of the night electrics tripping, is that my Economy 7 heating stopped there and then. So I'm frigging cold. Wasn't even that drunk, so no hangover today. Great result. Gonna take a brisk walk soon to go and pick up the car. Choons on I suspect (DJ Shadow probably). Then it's on to the parent's for the weekly visit. If I were to describe my status last night, the word I'd use is 'cockblocked'. Why do people do it? I would never cockblock anyone. Jealousy I think. The resultant emotion is not one of anger, or frustration. It's pity. And a lingering sense of disappointment. For an array of reasons. You know when you just want someone to **** off? But back they come again, to interfere, face up close to yours, exhaling. "What you doing Party Hull? Talk to me Party Hull. Pay attention to me Party Hull". "No, I'm ****ing busy, can't you see? Go chew your face somewhere else". "Party Hull's being a ****". "****'s sake". It's like dealing with children, but with disorders, and a drug-face. All to my detriment. But let's not be bitter. Lost my coat as well. Well, I donated it. That's points in the bag... So there it is. I like to try and process my mind and thoughts after a night out, my tired brain is lagging, so this has been my opportunity. Thanks for watching. ***DISCLAIMER*** I do not take drugs, but my friends do. I smash through to 4am on adrenaline and pre-pub carbohydrates alone. Shalom.
also i thought ur post was gonna be about the song 4am by Cherry ghost [video=youtube;yXi6hg90LUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXi6hg90LUU[/video]
You could turn this ^^^^^^^^^^ into a blog. Still - it's somewhat entertaining, reading about your sexual frustrations.....
Some of us are trying to live life vicariously through you Party. But its not going too well. Come on man step up. The gay thing was only a joke (I hope). Come on get out there and bang some beaver and then spill the beans on here. We need you.
I was trying to shag my mate's ex-girlfriend. Hence why my other mate was cockblocking me (or he wanted a go too). So maybe I was harsh. It's a girlfriend from way back though, he's moved on, it's fine. He's just probably best off not knowing. She has my coat. Such an act of chivalry. Full of good deeds me.
This is the coldest flat on Earth. It was proved once with science and facts. I think. It's well cold today, a bit of heating is a must. Me nips are roaring.
You're right, he was a nuisance. Are you proposing a night out? If so, I am in! And my aviators can be dusted off in advance too.
I've had my pass out for this year mate. I need to man up myself and get a grip of the situation. After forty years I've become my fears, I've become the kind of man I always hated.
Ha, understand. One day, I'm sure it will be me saying the same thing. I'm out this Friday actually for an important celebration, so if anything of note happens I will tell you all. Or a near miss, which is more likely probably. Aviators on...
