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o/t 15 stone man mugged by a Fox

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Nick HCAFC, Mar 8, 2012.

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  1. Nick HCAFC

    Nick HCAFC Active Member

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  2. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Garlic Bread .... Garlic .... Bread !!!!!


    <cheers>
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Mar 8, 2012
  3. Nick HCAFC

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    Good advice from the wildlife expert to carry a water pistol in case of fox attacks, will be packing mine in future!
     
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    Nick HCAFC, Mar 8, 2012
  4. DaveBambersPostman

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    Or you could just use your god given water pistol! That's all the fox&#8364;s deserve!
     
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    DaveBambersPostman, Mar 8, 2012
  5. originallambrettaman

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    What a bag of ****e that is, has nothing happened anywhere in the world this week?
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 8, 2012
  6. Jaggro

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    Maybe the water pistol was a euphemism... <whistle>
     
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    It's an omen. Let's take garlic bread to the lester game !
     
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    Kempton, Mar 8, 2012
  8. Hank Scorpio

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    It's a crime wave. Won't somebody please think of the children!
     
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    Hey it's no laughing matter! Last summer I was set upon by couple of hedgehogs in Cott, I had to run for my life.
    This wildlife violence is getting out of hand!
     
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  10. DMD

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    I wonder if it had ignored the first passers by because they were the wrong weight?

    Maybe cunning reynard though that a 10stone bloke's not liable to have much food.
     
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    I whole-heartedly agree - something needs to be done and it needs to be done fast. Only last week I was molested by a badger while going for a country walk. Who the **** do these animals think they are? I feel so ashamed and daren't go outside.
     
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  12. DaveBambersPostman

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    I was troubled by haddock last night. I think it was under cooked.
     
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  13. Nick HCAFC

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    It obviously sussed that fat people have slower reactions and therefore make easier pickings for Foxes
     
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    Three things made me laugh:

    1) The fact that such a story was considered newsworthy;
    2) The fact that said "burly, 15st man" had his photo taken with his Tesco bags;
    3) The fact that their "wildlife expert" thinks we all carry water pistols around to protect ourselves from foxes trying to nick our garlic bread

    <laugh>
     
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    Things must be tough for Basil Brush these days. From being a popular tv personality in my youth he's nothing more than a common thief now. Sad, sad times
     
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    andy payton's mullet, Mar 8, 2012
  16. originallambrettaman

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    I don't like garlic bread, so I'm probably safe.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 8, 2012
  17. Carmine Galante.

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    My mate once knocked out a sheep by hitting it over the head with a plank of wood. This was about twenty odd years ago.

    I wasn't with him at the time and to be honest I was disgusted with his behaviour when he told me what he had done.

    Now I'm not so sure. Maybe the frizzy haired ****er deserved it.

    Who knows?
     
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    Carmine Galante., Mar 8, 2012
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    Staying at a stately home for a mates 40th, several of us(having had a few too many), decided to go out in the grounds and catch a sheep.

    It's ****ing impossible. Those things can really shift when they've got ten pissed up blokes chasing them.

    Parking the birthday boys new Range Rover in the lake was far easier.
     
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  19. Carmine Galante.

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    I bet the bloke who suggested that idea was Welsh.

    Dirty bastards those Welsh.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Mar 8, 2012
  20. AndaluzTiger

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    Sly bugger!!!
    Hull city got mugged by a pack of foxes last November. We ended up better off.
     
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    AndaluzTiger, Mar 8, 2012
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