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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 18, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Then the goalie


    Thoughts?
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    All of them to be honest.
     
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    If benefit of the goalie would be the strong wrists.
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    thought it would of been the Captain , seeing as they are normally the Gobby one
     
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  5. cronemeister

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    Hope she’s got big hands!
     
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    If you takeaway the goalie it adds up to 69.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Back to school for you
     
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  8. G4rdToonArmy

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    Correct but that would be to assume the Keeper is number 1. How do we know she doesn't wear 69 as her chosen (for whatever reason) number?
     
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    Good point - would be a great number for a female goalie. Suggests they go down well.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think you should all take a long hard look at yourselves and how you degrade these fine young professionals with your smutty chit chat. Its not like women objectify male footballers like this. Its not like they swooned over David Beckham every time they saw him...

    The big reveal:

    https://www.nufc.co.uk/teams/nuw-team

    Look at those two cheeky smilers on the front row having a bit of fun by touching her leg. Filth. I love that one of them is called Imogen Longcake. I think she should marry wor Sean Longstaff and they should have a double barrelled name. Sean Longstaffed-Longcake.
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

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    I lost my job as the caller at the local Bingo hall. Apparently "a meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way you announce number 69. :bandit:
     
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