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Number 1 Jasper

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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    Once good boy turned bad boy!...what yer gonna do, when they come for you...



    After getting involved in gang warfare with the drugs baron Beddy the Teddy...the once mild Jasper now goes by the name of Ernst Stavro Blofeld...

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    An escalation of the foul language got so bad he had to spend time in the cooler recently, and tried to create many aliases to get round the ban. So beware, if you see the following shadow on a building near you, it means the Evil Jasper is about...

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    brb, Jan 23, 2020
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Everyone likes Jasper, I'm yet to see his dark side. <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 23, 2020
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  3. brb

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    You really shouldn't laugh my friend, he's pure evil!
     
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    brb, Jan 23, 2020
  4. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Get on the Wid Ye thread.

    Jasper is a good lad. I sometimes think he's too nice for this forum as most of the people who post on it are ****s.
     
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    Stan, Jan 23, 2020
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Jaspers cool af, top fella.


    Im not one of these gays who calls him jazz.
     
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    Sucky, Jan 23, 2020
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  6. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Sometimes you get all naive Luv
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    FFS Jasper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    brb, Jan 23, 2020
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

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    kinda guy that be buckin your Gal whilst youre tied up in corner of the room being forced to watch...then helps himself to a cuppa in your favourite Mug...wipes his cock on your favourite T shirt then of course as usual displays his impeccable manners by saying ‘Thank you’

    you know what I mean? That kinda G

    The Daisy chain makin Poker faced Norman Bates type of guy
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You wait until she takes her teeth out.....
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Jan 23, 2020
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Jazz is a proper G, he’s got a dark side that he can call on when he needs it.

    Defo harder than Sucky
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 23, 2020
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  11. Lovearsenalcock

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    Jasper and myself often exchange PM’s

    Some of things he says about some of the posters <laugh>

    Oh mY dAYz
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I deffo wake up harder than jasper<whistle>
     
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    Sucky, Jan 23, 2020
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Lolz you wanna hear the **** he says about you.

    Ouch
     
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    Sucky, Jan 23, 2020
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    Anyway brb...got a PM from Jasper :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I don't say " I'm going for a pi$$ " , I say " I'm going for an un-ravel" …..
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Jan 23, 2020
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I have to sit down so i dont piss on the ceiling.
     
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    Sucky, Jan 23, 2020
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Toilets are on the ground floor . So I walk up to the third ….
     
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    Jaspers dicks so big it has an elbow!!
     
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    Quesadaad, Jan 23, 2020
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    I like cats
    ∴ I like Jasper
     
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    DerekTheMole, Jan 23, 2020
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Well i dont call mine "the slinky" for nothing. <whistle>
     
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    Sucky, Jan 23, 2020
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