Now this is what I call entertainment!

Norwich 1 - 6 Man City
Blackburn 2 - 0 Norwich
Norwich 0 - 3 Liverpool



This is what Norwich in the Premiership for me is all about, you budgerigars getting stuffed week in week out. Now that the other teams have well and truly sussed your team out, it’s not looking too good for next season. Oh what a shame, I hope you choke on the drool in your beaks.

I cannot wait for the infamous second season syndrome to hand you Derby County’s record for the least number of points on a platter. Don’t worry my feathered little foes you’ll be back in League One before you know it.

 

I cry for help if ever I saw one

 

Yes you do, but it hasn't helped ya much BSE-budgerigar!

 

Do the others in the home know that you put these posts up?

 

Evening Mike. Must admit I thought you would have moved on from all this 3 season later.

 

Don't be too hard on him Beefy, I think his carer is on holiday!

 

I won't as hard on him as I am on his sister.

essix Guwls laaave it!

 

Mike, how are the Tesco's doing this season .... in with a chance of the play-offs are you ...... no...... oh well ...looking forward to a local derby with maybe Crawley Town next season then ?

 

damn this might happen he did not say FACT !

never mind Mike when we get back to L1 you will not exist anymore lol!

 

Hopefully the Shrimpers will be back to get 6 points off them.

 

No chance, the World needs to be reminded that everything you’ve built over the last three years is based upon a fraud.

 

Dream on Jarold-Budgie - the overinflated budgerigar bubble has burst and I am going to LOVE watching your demise.

 

Look mate, is there anything else of value your club has that we can steal?

Because I've had my eye on your main stand for a while, all we need to do is paint it yellow and green and drop it on top of the city stand, attendance problem solved!

I'll offer you a fiver. thats the standard "Mugging off ColU rate"

 

brilliant

 

Hello Mike. Long time no see.

I'd like to give you my condolences about losing the Senior Essex Cup Final to Canvey Island. Better luck next season.

 

Oh Mike, I think you've been watching too much Batman.

 

It'd solve their lack of attendance problems too, if there are less stands to sit in their attendance percentage might threaten 20%

 

It is the only town in Britain to have been explicitly mentioned in George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four as being the target of a nuclear attack. The Atomic Wars took place during the 1950s. Colchester, England is the only town that was specifically mentioned as being bombed.

 

Would anyone even notice if Colchester was the centre of a nuclear attack?

Hopefully they would at least wait until we've mugged them off one last time before dropping the bomb on them.

 

Mid table league one must be really entertaining stuff Mikey, great to see your club living up to it's expectations.