What about Potts Sgt ONB Smithers Ricc etc and myself forming a management buyout We could take turns in wearing Pulis;s cap and keep him on as Delap's towel boy and Diao's boot cleaner ( licker ) Problem is although we share similar views we may not agree on selection and set up but at least we would not have a Welsh leak(y) defence So altogether now They'll keep a welcome in the hillsides and a welcome in the vales but The Britt will still be singing when he F's off home to Wales SiS PS Omitted to say last night some good individual performances Deano etc
I think we would agree on 13 or 15 players from our current squad and would also agree on the areas we aould need to strengthen in!
Showing then which goal to attack! I would take all the clips from the last 2 years where we have either played with passion or played decent football and make them watch it so they believe in their own ability!
Yes indeedy - sorry Phantom you are NOT in our gang! Keep a warm welcome in the hillside, set fire to Pulis' holiday cottage! Did you know Pulis didn't know the difference between incest and arson, so he set fire to his sister! OR Pulis thinks an Innuendo is a spanish suppository? Anyway back on topic, I don't want to wear his cap!! Wonder if Mr Coates will give us £80 million though. Last thing I heard about Pericard was some kind of drug bust in Swindon??? Anyway - this is going to make Huthy very jealous as I know he secretly wants to be one of us, rather than one of them. There's only one Roy Vernon, one Roy Vernon, one Roooy Veeeerrrrnnnnnooonb Righteo, off for a rub down with the Tony Pulis Coaching Manual and a cup of cocoa
Morning Steve, Do you want to be in our gang??? it's much more fun!!, You can curse, spit,swear, smoke, drink beer, chew gum, stick your tongue out at old ladies crossing the road, and generally be a roughie toughie type of chap. See my thread re tonight's game, when I had my 'Road to Damascus' conversion! Unfortunately it did not last very long as the 'Vulcan Mind Block' kicked in toward the end and now, I just cannot remember what I wrote, indeed I had a peep just now and although I recognised my avatar, I did not recognise the words as being mine
To some maybe to the realists, he has a few days to prepare for the game that really counts - Bolton!
Of course its as well Pulis is not managing in Holland because he would have to wear a Dutch cap and re the Innuendo thats obviously where I have been going wrong and Crapping myself watching the games
Why not give S I Spain T.P.s job for a month see how it pans out? Cos it would be a nice change to see a guy wearing a Sombrero rather than a baseball cap. Smither's can be defensive coach. that way, Huth will get a game at Centre Half and we'll all be well happy. I'll sort out the midfield cos I have a Plan B which is.. 1. Lock Rory and his Towel boy's in the Laudry room, keep em busy washing towels instead of using them. We'll need to cut down on expensies. 2.Put Salif on the first plane out of Manchester tell him, he's wanted in Texas to coach three or four hopefuls and he's the only one with the knowhow. 3.T.P. can go and visit Big Mama, spend the weekend's talking about a "New contract" 4. Nick, you sort out Ether's and Pennant how you do that is up to you. Just make sure they are BOTH fit and up for it. Or, maybe you can convice Terry Conroy and Jimmy G to come out of retirement. 5.Mighty Huth, you main job is to make sure we have enought forwards to "hit Bolton so hard they will think they are back a Wembley for that Semi" Use whatever means possible, maybe hypnosis of some kind. 6. After the next four games if that's not working... we bring Plan C into operation. 7. We all of use T.P.s Taxi and nip round to the Coates household and somehow persuade them into lending us another 80 million quid, taking into account inflation of course. Is that being too unrealistic? 8. I think I have too much spare time on my hands so I'll go now and keep busy until Sunday where. 9. I will hide in a darkened room with my trusted radio. 10. IF the worst happens, we can always use T.P.s excuse that we've just played away in Europe, it isn't fair and it was raining. Sorted
Potts - has anybody got a hair sample from Sir Stanley, or a toe nail clipping - AAAGGHH hang on - Potts, YOU have seen Sir Stan's shirt, there MUST be some traces of DNA on it, SOOO - go and steal it and get it to me, I have mate in Genetic Engineering at Cambridge Uni, he was an advisor on Jurassic Park. Hey Presto - in a couple of days - Sir Stanley Matthews!!!! With regard to Mr Conroy, I was watching a re-run of the 6 Million Dollar Man the other day, Potts you and Huthy nobble him outside your Bowling Club, oh and get Harry Burrows while you are at it. "We can make him faster, better etc etc..... Now what were you saying about a darkened room?
