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  1. Flanman

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    A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

    Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

    The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

    Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

    In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

    "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

    "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
     
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    Cheers Northolt my link didn't work? ;)
     
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    The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

    Is this the same badger bloke from Newcastle
     
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    If true then it's obviously a pretty tragic story.... Having said that, I could not help but chuckle at the name of his latest (and sadly final movie)... Wait for it..

    Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go!
     
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    Keep it up, you're mining a rich vein of form atm
     
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    Good isn't it!<laugh>
     
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    This is typical Sunday Sport "London Bus found on the Moon" b*ll*cks. Don't believe a word of it.
     
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    Rod-nee, We know it's bollocks where your sense of humour man. :emoticon-0109-kiss:

    Love the 2nd last line about Dwarf lookalikes being as rare as hen's teeth.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Ramsay's Midget Nightmares!!
     
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    No wonder we haven't heard back from him after the newcastle game .. poor little porn bugger.
    That Badger bloke has a lot to answer for perhaps he was hungry having walked down from Newcastle
     
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    Lets hope SWP isn't stuck down there too!!
     
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    He's a dwarf - not interested.....


    He was found dead down a badger hole - still not interested.....

    He reckons looking like Gordon Ramsay helps his career - WTF???????
     
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  15. Flanman

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    Got paid bucket loads of cash before he started his love afair with Mr Badger!

    And he's nickname was Foxy;)
     
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    Sorry, not my kind of humour. :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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