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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Tash | All hail Almiron, Jul 12, 2023.

  1. Tash | All hail Almiron

    Tash | All hail Almiron Well-Known Member

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    1st vid looked more like a gator than a croc.
     
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  3. Tash | All hail Almiron

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    The face though.... the fact. Imagine not seeing anything far off and you look closer and see that face brah... scary ****.
     
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  4. Magdad

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    Don't play golf in Florida is my advice <laugh>

    They're just classed as hazards
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You not seen Obi In the dark then? #scary
     
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  6. Rex Kramer

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    100% this
     
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  8. Tash | All hail Almiron

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    Yeah Cartel execution footage is pretty nasty, but Crocodiles are pretty ****ing scary like.

    Humans only scare me more in numbers with weapons.
     
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  9. Rex Kramer

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    Collectively the human race is by far the most evil on the planet.
     
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    Closely followed by wasps and mosquitos.
     
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  11. Tash | All hail Almiron

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    Correction: Humans are then only evil on the planet.
     
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  12. Rex Kramer

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    I agree.
     
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    They don't understand what they're doing
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Neither do most human beings.
     
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    Lol they're aware.
     
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    Watch this film, it's a banger

     
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    200-10.gif
     
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    Had the opportunity to buy a small one (3ft long) last time I was in PNG. Bloke was selling it outside a shopping mall. Was worried about taking it on the plane though.

    Actually taste very nice.
     
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  19. Rex Kramer

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    A wasp ?
     
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    Not eaten them. Had flies though - they are really nice when roasted.
     
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