Noteable Quoteables

Nicked from the Beeb.

1. "I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark." Ian Holloway.
2. "I've never had any affairs because no-one but my missus would fancy me!" Harry Redknapp.
3. "I've got nothing against foreign managers, they are very nice people. Apart from Arsene Wenger." Tony Pulis.
4. "I have sat on the toilet and dwelt on it, and stood at the toilet and dwelt on it. It's just that nagging sore, but I have not found a lotion that can salve it." Mick McCarthy.
5. "Some players... look in a field and see a cow and think it's a better cow than the one in their own field." Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

haha some good stuff there........Ian holloway needs to be apart of the Premier league, come on blackpool you can do it!

 

Come on Blackpool! We need Holloway here next season!

 

Reporter: Well Peter, what do you think you'd be if you weren't a footballer
Crouch: Well, erm... probably a virgin

 

The SAF is hilarious

 

you couldn't beat sir bobby for a good quote

"We can't replace Gary Speed. Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?"


"People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant."

"He's the only man I know who could start an argument with himself" (On Craig Bellamy)

"We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.”

 

Jess Stelling: 'A nailed on penalty don't you think Phil?'

Phil Thompson: 'Well if you look it's actually a free kick to Liverpool'

 

Bobby Robson - just quality!