Who would have thought my article would kick off such levels of anger. Now all the top threads on GC are Celtic fans pretending not to be ragin. This has truely been a meltdown for the ugly bastards. I hope it's like this every time we get more fans at our ground than them.
http://www.automobeel.co.uk/home/ where medro gets his car done http://beel.org/ medro's fav travel writer http://www.andybeelfrps.co.uk/ this guy did medro's wedding photos http://www.beeltech.com/ medro once applied for a job with these guys but failed the interview (anger issues ) http://beelchiropractic.com/ where medro gets his back cracked http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Beel medro's fav player http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalan_Beel medders last holiday http://www.beelplumbing.com.au/ fixed med dog's toilet (dunny) http://www.perkinscoie.com/bbeel/ mad(men)ro's lawyer
10 A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." 9 I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already. 8 "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home." He said: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" I asked. "It's not unusual," he replied. 7 Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The reception was brilliant. 6 Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. 5 A classic from Tommy Cooper - I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays." 4 A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next." 3 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 2 Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a ****zu. 1 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Settle doon, Nev, man. You've got to admit that these two articles by Medro are the two biggest own goals ever witnessed
The first one's brilliant though - people just moaning about how hard it was to see a bit of snatch on the telly in the 80s
