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Not606 Obsessions - the great "name-and-shame" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 30, 2017.

  1. Who are the site's most obsessive posters?

    Name-and-shame the pathetic bastards, and give examples.


    IMPORTANT NOTICE: This thread has not been created with any particular person in mind. You lads have to believe that.

    Strictly no wumming.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Klustard.. He is obsessed with car parks. Even tried to recruit Redorder to become a car park spotter.


    Pete Saxton. He is obsessed with travelling to Africa and marrying pygmy African women.


    Dmd. He is obsessed with Russian dolls. He likes them, as the listen to him.
     
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  4. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Dull is obsessed with getting his arse handed back to him. He indulges on a daily basis.

    Fatty is obsessed with 'leftie liars and loonies' - these are anybody that doesn't subscribe to his narrow minded bigoted view of the world.

    And skiddy is obsessed with Spurs...

    It seems that all three cases are beyond redemption, sadly...
     
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  5. All good choices, but not quite the one I was looking for...
    <whistle>
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Hiag (old hiag) was pretty ****ing obsessed with eating marathons and grooming piskie..
     
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    The Roofer was a bit of an arsehole
     
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  8. Yes, but did he have any obsessions, Roofie?
     
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  9. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I'm going to have to nominate Kustard's obsession with Stan.

    He has used Stan's image in his avatar, at one time he referenced Stan is his username and his sig is a childish rant about Stan. This is applicable to both of his accounts so it's effectively a double Stan obsession.

    I have invited him to use direct quotes in his sig, as Stan does, on numerous occasions but he has do far failed spectacularly.

    I think Stan has made him cry a number of times.

    He's currently obsessed with insisting that Stan is a Muslim. Stan isn't but it seems important to Kustard to insist that Stan is as Kustard doesn't like Muslims.

    :afro:
     
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  10. Commachio

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    But is ya black also?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    #obsessed
     
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  12. Stan

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    No. Kustard spent about a year insisting Stan was black with a get the **** out of town Afro.

    His logic is basically that if you don't hate black people and Muslims then you must be a black Muslim.

    Kustard is scared of his own shadow because it's black. He thinks it may also be a Muslim.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Klustard is a spenk.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Its ok. Everyone knows his motive for the thread...

    He is missing the attentiin.
     
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  15. Well, what a surprise!

    NOT.

    You simply couldn't keep away, mate, could you?

    Remember what Bodi once said about you, in relation to your all-consuming obsession regarding me?
     
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  16. Lovearsenalcock

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    Mr Marks seems a tad obsessed with Spurs, Anyone doubting it is obviously biased

    @DMD is obsessed with having his arse handed to him on a daily basis

    Edit: NSIS has already covered this, apologies
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Stop making a **** of yourself HIAG <laugh>
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Old hiag used to be infatuated by Piskie.. Is new hiag the same?
     
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  20. Commachio

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    And twitter.
     
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