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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 15, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So the rules are simple.

    The poster above you on this thread…

    What would you give them as a gift if money was no object… and why….?

    You can give a present for each post so effectively multiple presents.
     
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    A pair of respectable trousers. No explanation required. Rather self explanatory.
     
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    A Garibaldi biscuit
     
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    A screenshot
     
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    Muesli, of course.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A gift voucher for the Earl
     
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    A lifelike, blow up doll of Pouchy's Lass
     
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    A 2 weeks all inclusive luxury holiday to Jarra
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You're assuming she's NOT a blow up doll...
     
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    A penis enlarger for Albert
     
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    A 3 month subscription to weight watchers
     
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    Hatem Ben Arfa pyjamas
     
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    Hatem Ben Arfa in his pyjamas
     
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    An all you can eat gold card for Nando’s #fatcunt
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    A personalised gold-plated bog, with a perfect view of the pitch at St James.
    With an endless supply of cocktails served by Thai ladyboys.
     
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    @Rumsfield’s leftovers from carnage after this entry…..
    36186247-A853-44FD-802E-AF888D492E63.gif
     
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    Elastoplast Scar Reducer.
     
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    An English residency permit.
     
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