Not606 F1 Championship Season 5, Round 2 [Malaysia]

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Last time in Not606!

It was a emphatic return for home favourite RoadRunner in Melbourne. Despite breaking several regulations McLaren team boss Eric HoolaHoopa was able to prove that the rule book didn't specifically mention that McLaren team members were not allowed to throw dodge balls at opposing teams. Shogs wrestled his Lotus through the carnage with several balls impaled on his nose into a impressive second, despite having to stop every other lap for a radiator top up. El_Bando shocked everyone by getting the Minardi onto the podium. The Minardi was a late entry for the championship and so is using the 1998 chassis paired to a 1.6 Mitsubushi 6A10 engine using a hair drier as a supercharger and a packet of AA's mounted to a blender as ERS. Some say attaching the tow rope to the none finishing McLaren of JonnyBaws was a step to far but given everything else it was glossed over.

4th and 5th was hotly contented between DHCanary and SgtBhaji, DHC was positive that he lapped Sgt for the 30th time on the last lap but apparently that was just a overtake so therefore Sgt must have been 5th. Anyone who has questioned this has awoken to a pepperoni head on their pillow. Team orders were in play for the two Ferraris of EternalMSC and Paco Montoya, with team boss Lucka-at-my-cello urging both drivers to come 1st and 2nd. Unfortunately their cars were still running on Vista so nothing actually worked and the Turbo lag was measured in hours. All in all they did well to finish in formation in 6th and 7th.

The back of the pack was brought up by Julius Caesar, di_Fredta and the (god like, man of the year) Brightlampshade. The trio were playing it safe and waiting for everyone else to retire. Unfortunately Not606F1 engines are made of sterner stuff so when they finally crossed the line mid-Monday there was much red faces around.






Drivers

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[TR]
[TD]#[/TD]
[TD]Team[/TD]
[TD]Driver[/TD]
[TD]No.#[/TD]
[TD]AUS[/TD]
[TD]MAL[/TD]
[TD]BAH[/TD]
[TD]CHN[/TD]
[TD]SPA[/TD]
[TD]MON[/TD]
[TD]CAN[/TD]
[TD]ATR[/TD]
[TD]GBR[/TD]
[TD]GERx2[/TD]
[TD]Total[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD]RoadRunner[/TD]
[TD]#42[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD]Shogs[/TD]
[TD]#69[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]3[/TD]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD]El_Bando[/TD]
[TD]#38[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD]DHCanary[/TD]
[TD]#6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD]SgtBhaji[/TD]
[TD]#5[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD]EternalMSC[/TD]
[TD]#7[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]7[/TD]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD]Paco Montoya[/TD]
[TD]#3[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD]Julius Caesar[/TD]
[TD](#4)[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]9[/TD]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD]Di Fredsta[/TD]
[TD]#1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD]BrightLampShade[/TD]
[TD]#14[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]11[/TD]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD]JonnyBaws[/TD]
[TD](#10)[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]0[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]


Teams

[TABLE="class: cms_table, width: 588"]
[TR]
[TD]#[/TD]
[TD]Team[/TD]
[TD]AUS[/TD]
[TD]MAL[/TD]
[TD]BAH[/TD]
[TD]CHN[/TD]
[TD]SPA[/TD]
[TD]MON[/TD]
[TD]CAN[/TD]
[TD]ATR[/TD]
[TD]GBR[/TD]
[TD]GERx2[/TD]
[TD]Total[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]3[/TD]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

Race starts when the fastest race lap of the whole race is set. To finish type:

Finish - #DRIVERS NAME# - #LAP_TIME#



Do you you go for it mid race or do you wait to the end to see if it will be beaten?
Penalty of 1 hour from winner if you jump start.

If you post before the time is set but get the driver and lap time within a tenth then I will accept that as a epic call

 

Has anyone got any spare batteries? we bought those ****ty Hyundai ones you find at the pound shop that only last 5 seconds...

 

Ah screw it

Finish - Lewis Hamilton - 1:46.190

 

Finish, Hamilton, 1:46.190

 

Lol Bottas is quicker

 

Finish - Vettel - 1:44.779 - Lap 34

 

Finish Vettel 1.44.779

 

This could be a spectacular minardi 1-2 or a spectacular fail.

 

Praying for rain, dude!!!

 

I know. Come on rain already

 

die by the sword, die by the sword.

 

You are all wrong.

 

Fail

 

Damn you Hamilton!

 

So are we penalised 1 hour now?

 

Yeah I have to wait less, as I cocked up earlier

 

I think we can only post an hour after the first person to get it right.

 

That's pissed me off.