Not606 F1 Championship Season 5, Round 1 [MELBOURNE]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Paco, welcome to the start of the most barbarically entertaining bloodbath since the birth of the Hunger Games.

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Yes welcome to Not606 F1. Ironically it's actually more real than proper F1 at the moment. So without further ado let's introduce our cast of the finest all-stars Not606 F1 has to offer (god help us):

3. Paco Montoya - Ferrari

4. Julius Caesar - Williams

5. SgtBhaji - Minardi

6. DHCanary - Mercedes

7. EternalMSC - Ferrari

10. Jonnybaws - McLaren

11. di Fredsta! - Mercedes

14. BrightLampShade - Williams

38. El_Bando - Minardi

42. RoadRunner - McLaren

69. Shogs - Lotus

The reigning champ di Fredsta! is back having so comprehensively swept last year, while his teammate DHCanary will be looking to shake off the shackles of the dreaded number 2 on his car. Reports that BrightLampShade had taken up a part time job over the summer as an auto-repairman and had kindly offered to fix the breaks for free on di Fredsta!'s road car appeared unfounded. He is joined by former champion Julius Caesar who hopes the powerful combo of Italian wine and nostalgia will propel Williams back to the championship. Paco Montoya's championship challenge with Ferrari started well last year but stumbled coinciding with some very public and disturbing arguments with Luca Di Montezemolo, he'll be hoping for none of those this year. EternalMSC joins Ferrari as well to the delight of fans around the world wishing Michael Schumacher a speedy recovery. El_Bando and SgtBhaji have revived Minardi with a little help from Bando's days as Bernie and are hoping to get up to speed quickly. And former double champ RoadRunner returns at McLaren having taken a sabbatical during season 4. He's also referring to himself in third person which is bizzare.

If you are not currently in a team and wish to join feel free to do so and we'll try to get you a seat fitting somewhere

YOUR MISSION SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT: The race starts with the first retirement of the Australian Grand Prix on Sunday. Drivers that fail to make the starting grid when the lights go out do not count. To finish, you must post the name of the retired driver plus the word "Finish", e.g. "Magnussen - Finish". A jump start or incorrect driver name will result in a DNF for this race.

So that's it. Good luck to us all.

 

You're the worst RR

 

Here's hoping that you all jump start as I'm basically busy till Monday

 

*Revs engine*

 

Can you post the stats from the beginning of this league? Think you did it recently but I can't find them, would be great to see.

 

I've put a link at the bottom of the sign up board . That will take you to that post with latest stats

 

Massa - Finish

 

Kobayashi finish

 

Kobayashi- Finish

 

Finish - Kobayashi

 

Did massa get away

 

or Kobayashi - Finnish if you prefer

 

Nah, he's out.

 

Ignore me

 

Tbh, I didn't expect this one to last long

 

Bianchi didn't make the start. RR s rules said they will have to retire after the start

Edit: and he is out there

 

Kobayashi. Finish

 

****, Kobayashi finish.

 

Kobayashi finish

 

Finish. Kobayashi.