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Not606 Dream Team

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2016.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Pre-season boredom had set in, friendlies just don't cut it. Other sports are **** so he's a pointless thread.

    Pick your not606 dream team footy style.

    Mine is below, join in if you can be arsed...

    GK. @Skylarker
    LB. @Treble
    RB. @Archers Road
    CB. @Spurlock
    CB. @Hoddle Is A God
    LW. @InBiscanWeTrust
    RW. @Page_Moss_Kopite
    CM. @Tobes
    CM. @Chief
    CF. @Joker
    CF. @Just Stan

    Sub who was binned for not having his shin pads on @Jurgen

    Manager @FosseFilberto
    Director of football @brb
    Physio @Minxy
    Scout @Deathmetaldruid
    Scout @SuckMyKlopp
     
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  2. Excellent idea, Stan!

    I need to give this some thought, so will make my selection over the weekend.

    If you don't mind, I'm going to choose a Lads First XI and a Pixie's Human Centipede First XI.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Fail :bandit:
     
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  5. Fcuk off! I was distracted, all right!
    <laugh>
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm more of combative midfield general in all honesty. Of course I can hold my own in goal though, so no problem with that. I'm actually good with my hands - so they say.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    By Stan's balls slapping against your chin?
     
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  8. That's a bit left-field, mate!
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm also going to put some thought into this. This isn't something to take lightly.

    I'll start prepping my list tonight ready for Monday.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I know, not like me. But I didn't want PISKIE jumping on the obvious first <ok>
     
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  11. <laugh>
    Fair enough, I suppose. Mind you, Pixie would have to unplug Stan from his ring-piece before Stan loaned his chin to anyone for a spot of ball-slapping, otherwise there'd be utter chaos!
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Page on the right wing?

    <laugh>

    Biscan should be sweeper mate, as he loves cleaning up round the back.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You're a ball boy <ok>
     
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  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Don't tell Biscan <yikes>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @Jurgen you keep changing your name so couldn't find you, you were the equivalent of a player not ready to go the pitch.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    He wants my shirt at the end of the match.
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    No mate you misheard him.

    He wants to lift your shirt at the end of the match
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Poor excuse! I'll remember... ;)
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    We could do with a team of the worst of not606 to play against?
     
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