You're all funny ****ers. Let's club together and make a comedy show (can't be worse than some of the **** on TV nowdays). Please submit your synopsis here and we'll vote for the best one:-
Location: Peterculter Cast: ER1980 and family Plot: Old pervert keeps children in hidden cellar and abuses them on a regular basis without his wife finding out. Comedy value: Like Some Mothers Do 'ave 'Em with kids
A remake of the classic Neil Simon comedy 'The Odd Couple'. Location: A flat in Glasgow Cast: Trev and Dev Plot: Dev, an anally retentive, house-proud old maid has to share a flat with Trev, a lazy, untidy, irresponsible boor of a man. Comedy value: Due to their differences in personality, much hilarity ensues. Latent homo-erotic feelings also provide plenty comedy gold. This is a classic, tried & tested format which just needs to be updated to succeed.
A man who kills and rapes everybody he sees. The funny thing is that he has a small cellar, so he has to find interesting places to dump the bodies
Only one submission from my good friend Stereo( Can I call you Stereo Stereo?). The rest of you may have submitted good links but that show's a lack of creativity and I can't be arsed clicking on them.