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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by DeludedToon, Nov 26, 2012.

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  1. DeludedToon

    DeludedToon Member

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    How the fudge do I just get to the normal home screen on the android app, i log in and just have a selection of random threads when I click on forums...
     
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    DeludedToon, Nov 26, 2012
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Sorry lad, not as committed as thee with this app malark. Have to wait til I get home to have a cheeky post... Or 3,000,000,000,000 <whistle>
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I find if you click on the thingamajiggy, that usually helps

    <IT skills by WP>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 26, 2012
  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Glad we have a technician on this site... I just leave my computer on all the time because I don't know where the on switch is :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 26, 2012
  5. Agent Bruce

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    You mean they can be switched off?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 26, 2012
  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> apparently!
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Damn it, I could have saved a fortune on electricity bills.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 26, 2012
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm here to help :biggrin:

    Actually I was termed a "superuser" at my old workplace and was charged with looking after a floor of 100 people for the overrun IT team. We had a senior manager from the NHS seconded in (pretty fit she was, but up her own arse) On one of her first days she came over and said "I can't get my computer to work, there's something wrong with it". I trundled over, checking her fine booty the whole way. When I got there I turned and said "do you fancy me or something?" She looked puzzled, nervously laughed and said "no look" wiggling the mouse. I said "well it always helps to switch your machine on" She fired back deadly serious "does someone not do that for us?"

    I just shook my head and walked away. Not 6 months later I changed career and haven't looked back, I was dying a little every day there
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    What's electricity? Obviously got friendly with the wrong Bill, the one that I know is a very cheap date <cheers>
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Really? Working with all those genii didn't do it for you?
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 26, 2012
  12. Agent Bruce

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    Not going to go there!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 26, 2012
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    But... Did they have rep?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 26, 2012
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    They did not. Not only lazy and soul murderers, but repless ones at that. You'd have hated it. Obviously.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 26, 2012
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