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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by MarkoLUFC, Dec 16, 2013.

  1. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    If you're struggling to get a champion's league place during the second half of the season, I'm sure Platini and co will pay off the FA and the PL to make sure you get there. You need to be in it for "commercial reasons", which appears to be more important (to those who "matter" at least) than the spirit of competition. Enjoy the easy draw you've been gifted, although I'm sure you'll get one next year too.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Win your group, get an easy draw.

    try harder next time, your WUM is a FAIL
     
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  3. Chief

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    Ha Ha, that's really funny, well done. Take you a while to think up did it?

    We got the draw by winning our group.




    Enjoy the complete and utter mediocrity you have deservingly self inflicted upon yourselves, I'm sure it will be long lasting and satisfying for the rest of us.

    <ok>
     
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  4. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Wum fail













    Gill is part of UEFA now you know that right?<whistle>
     
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  5. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    @uefacorruption on twitter. Posted the draw last night. All 8 draws were 100% accurate. Draw was fixed mate. Unlucky
     
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  6. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Dickhead.
     
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  7. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Don't be mad at me, was Platini who fixed it
     
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  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    we topped our group you bloody mong.
     
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  9. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Yes, which determines who you can possibly be drawn against, not who you will definitely be drawn against. All the fixtures were correctly "predicted" last night.
     
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  10. astro

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    UEFA is #corrupt but that account is just a #trick
     
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  11. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Yes, its a trick predicting the draw nearly 24 hours before it happens, a draw by an organization that is already suspected of being corrupt... it couldn't possibly be true that you've been handed an easy group and then an easy draw by a corrupt organisation... must be a trick or a lucky guess, that's much more likely...

    Naïve.
     
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    astro Well-Known Member

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    Did you know that some years ago Derren Brown correctly predicted the National Lottery draw too? <eek>

    Here's how you do it;
    1. Set up a private twitter account
    2. Post tweets for every possible draw the day before e.g. Man Utd v Milan, Man Utd v Olympiakos, Man Utd v Galatasaray
    3. Delete the incorrect tweets the next day when the draw is made
    4. Make the twitter account public

    Did anyone see or RT these tweets before the draw was made? Why not?

    These guys are amateurs because they take the easy way out and post every draw in a separate tweet. I would have used a script to post every possible combination into a single tweet, which would have been exponentially more difficult but more convincing.
     
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  13. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Did they release who were going to win the Champions League?????
     
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  14. astro

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    No, they've probably already retired to their private island with their millions of pounds from their 8-way bet multiplier <ok>
     
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  15. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Yep, typical scummer. Denying the suspicious convenience of getting an easy group and easy draw.
     
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  16. astro

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    <laugh> I'm a Liverpool fan and ABU, but twitter is still for easily fooled morons

    Olympiakos is a great draw for Utd as Moyes will still struggle and have no excuses

    #moyesforlife
     
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  17. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Give it up lad the manc twats won their group and got a decent draw end of.
     
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  18. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    I got sticky boxers
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You a Manc.<laugh>

    Not very bright those Leeds fans are they.<laugh>
     
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    easy draw
    <rofl>
     
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