not that i want to cause a panic

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Start date Sep 15, 2015

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Didley Squat

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Wednesday at 9:11 AM

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Wooperts_duck said:
Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says:
"You know what I want, don't you?"
"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"

…. and so ends Paddy’s marriage to his now ex wife!
Panic!

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Wooperts_duck

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Yesterday at 8:03 PM

#1,242

Went into Waterstones today & asked "Do you have any books about bad eyesight?"

He said "This is Wetherspoons."

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Makemstine Roger

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Yesterday at 10:31 PM

#1,243

I missed that

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