Not That I Am In Favour Of The Olympics

But who thinks we should tell the frogs and nazis that they are not welcome?

I think we should tell them to GTF. Maybe ask Jim Davidson to do the honours.

You can guarantee that most of the Bosch's athletes will be spies who are sent here to gain as much undercover knowledge of our country as possible for future reference.

 

Bosch make very good kitchen appliances

 

And power tools.

 

And spies it seems.

 

Jim Davidson is busy right now, appearing as Captain Hook at the Pavilion Theatre, Glasgow.

I thoroughly recommend it.

Oh no I don't.
Oh yes I do.
Oh no I don't.

 

****.

 

Could your name be any more boring?

 

At least I'm not named after a horse

 

Tina is such a ***got ****, ever since that strapadicktome op`.

 

I'm named after a dog, actually.

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GIRFUY

 

Shut it ****ey feet.

 

Lets go make some babies, so we can dress them in brown cords and Icelandic jumpers xx

 

I was born in Colchester, oldest recorded town in Britain

 

So?

 

I think the rest of Europe should boycott the Olympics to protest against Britain's intransigence.

Dave: I'm not going to sign the agreement to stop countries behaving in a financially irresponsible manner.
Europe: Fine. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.