Not Football Related - But Some Light Relief

Had to share this.

I received a fantastic Nigerian style scam email, from a 17yr girl from Togo, whose father was killed by his evil business partner, but managed to leave her $10m in a trust account before he died (lucky girl). The evil partner is both trying to get this money and potentially kill her too, she needs my help...blah blah blah

I thought I'd have some fun.

I replied initially with great compassion at such a sad and heartbreaking story, followed by my concern for her life, and that I felt compelled to help her and asked how I could help.

She then replied with details of how she will live with me in England, etc etc and that I need to contact the President of the bank to arrange transfer of the $10m to my account. And she added the following picture

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So I sent the following email back.....

Shantah

Glad I can help in your situation. I will ring your bank man later, but for your safety I need to make sure you are rally Shantah, if that makes sense. I am scared your fathers business partner may try harm you, or worse, or that he may intercept our emails. For your safety can you send me another photo, and perhaps the manager too. Perhaps you could have a banana in one hand and a fish taped to your forehead. There is no way anyone else will have pics like that so I will know it is you. It will be like our secret code. Once I have that I will send a similar picture back, a fish on my head and a clowns nose, and I will ring the bank. I already have lots of money if you need any to get out of your country, I can send some to you, or a plane ticket perhaps.

We will have many happy times in my country, you will be safe, rich and free. You are very beautiful, you look like Castor Semenya, though I think she may have a man sausage, I hope you dont!

Cant wait to meet and help

I like pies!

Mr John

Fingers crossed they take the bait, its keeping me amused for now at least!

 

hahaha. I had the exact same email from her the other day.
I do hope she will be ok tho and that her dads evil partner brings her no harm.

 

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That's brilliant! I've never thought to reply to those emails before.

Everytime I read these emails I think of Flight of the Conchords.

[video=youtube;JAH43TZYGt4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAH43TZYGt4[/video]
[video=youtube;sCG-5fluNPo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCG-5fluNPo&feature=related[/video]

 

Haha, love that show!!

I seem to have been getting spam more frequently of late so I decided it was time to have some fun at their expense.

(I'm already brewing a ruse with a pretend lady from Siberia)

 

Bitch, she made me feel so special too. Two timing little fecker!

 

Very funny, I hope that jpg wasn't in a zip file though, otherwise there's probably a trojan hanging around in your computer now.