A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, why are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.
It's not a joke but related to Wizered's joke. Driving home from a restaurant late at night a couple of years ago, along the single track road to our village, when a family of wild boars, all nine of them, ran across the road about 10 metres in front of the car. Thank goodness none ran into the car, because adults at over 30 kilos make a bloody big dent!
An builder sent his young apprentice to get some bricks from the builders merchants. Quarter of an hour later, he receives a panicky phone call from the apprentice... Hello boss, “I hit a pig on the road, and he’s stuck under my truck,” he explains. “What should I do?” How bad is it son says the builder. Not good boss, he's spread across the front of the pick up and he's moaning a lot “Shoot it in the head,” answers the boss. “Then pull it out and throw it in the truck.” After a brief silence, the boss hears a gun shot in the distance and the apprentice comes back on the phone..? “I did what you told me,” he explains, now what do want me to do with his Panda car...?
