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Not Been For A Tom Tit Today

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Most unusual for me, I regularly have three Barry Whites a day.

    I hope I'm not sickening for something. Maybe I'm in love.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 6, 2012
  2. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Would you like me to squeeze your head?
     
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    Alf Hooker, Sep 6, 2012
  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Good strong double espresso and then a puff will have those pipes shining.
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Sep 6, 2012
  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    you should go to the doctor, check he cant see a brussels sprout stuck up there.....`course , it might not be a brussels sprout...
     
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    rogueleader, Sep 7, 2012
  5. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Might be Toby!!
     
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    Alf Hooker, Sep 7, 2012
  6. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    [video=youtube;S376iimvXIQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S376iimvXIQ[/video]

    Well there's always tomorrow <ok>
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, Sep 7, 2012
  7. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    What happened at 5.24pm yesterday - you said you were going for a sh1t ? You didn't re-emerge until 6.23 and mentioned a ****.
     
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    alwaysright, Sep 7, 2012
  8. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    <yikes> ffs don't do that could get messy.:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    lifecheshirewhite, Sep 7, 2012
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    3 ****s a day is not natural. Maybe your sphincter just needs a break.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 7, 2012
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Three a day seems perfectly fine to me.

    <kellogg>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 7, 2012

  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The poll is up. Let's see what the GC consensus is.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 7, 2012
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    One ****e a day does me. Always check your work for amount, colour, and consistency. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 7, 2012

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