Good advice masky. On a lighter note, and the old ones are always the best: There was a man from devises With balls of two different sizes One was so small it was no ball at all But the other had won several prizes.
There was a young man from Brighton, who’s left one was bigger than right ‘un, he tugged with the littlie, and flipped with his tiddlie, but all was confirmed as okay....mun! All together now, there was a young man...
While on the subject, get your regular crap test done too. I got a positive and crapped myself when I got notified to do another and subsequently got sent for a colonoscopy. The telephone people were very comforting but the date was so far ahead, I got one done here in Frankfurt which found a polyp....luckily not malignant. It's free so get it done. There is also free Aorta check offered but only to those who become 65 and not those who were already 65 when the scheme started. ASO if you haven't been offered one, and you're over 65, you can self-refer. Get it done!!! There's enough out there to pop one's clogs over without avoiding the easy ones.
Also get your prostate checked out (older) guys. I've been having my PSA checked since I turned 60 and four years ago was told I had cancer albeit a low stage. Biopsies and MRI scans have shown that it hasn't spread from the prostate so I'm on active surveillance. All you need is a blood test for your PSA reading. Don't die of embarrassment. Get the rest done now please.
Good advice fellas. No prizes for putting these simple checks off for another day, or ignoring warning signs Especially at our age, eh BfB?
Speak yourself young man. All that bouncing around on your motor bike seat must have an adverse reaction on your prostate, pelvis, cocsis and bowels in general.
Rub those balls, c’mon squeeze those beauties, c’mon cream them balls, c’mon give it your all, c’mon...... Rub me, rub me....c’mom..
