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Knowing my luck I'd show up to find 99% of the attendees are men and I'd have to put the wig on and bend over. Again.
I'm definitely up for this lads, it would be great to finally meet you all after the laughs we've had
I never want to meet any one of you from GC as I think it would shatter my illusions of you all. Please don't take it personally, well ok, some of you can.
Everyone knows what I look like and there will be no shattered illusions. I'm a hen-pecked son of Orangemen locked into a loveless marriage to a taig bitch who forced our 2 kids to follow Rome and now I'm a bankrupt shed salesman with credit cards coming out of my poovey arse to pay for closed nostrilled Julie's shoes.
If you didn't look like a shoe box on legs I'd be miffed. It's a bit like the birds on the phone sex chat lines, talking sexy but in reality they look like this please log in to view this image