I can honestly admit that I have made a foursome up and thought the same thing. Like the old adage, "I've never been to bed with an ugly woman - but I sure woke up with a few", this one would have to take the biscuit!
Give her some credit.. the colour co-ordination between bag and "hair' suggests "it" is a female.. but it does look as though she's just attatched a large pan of cold spaghetti on her head..