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Nose hairs

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Sep 20, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    How is it that one tiny ****ing hair can bring tears to the eyes when plucked ? <grr>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    **** off ya ****.
     
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  3. Hash.

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    excellent point. now if i may offer a rebuttal ... go **** yourself with a cactus <ok>
     
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  4. HendyMMA

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    What a complete Squelch....true tho, ragnails also jurt like a bitch...
     
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  5. -jordan-

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    <laugh>

    I have to agree hash. Have to end up rubbing ur nose like **** to ease the pain
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    **** off. You just pull them out with your thimb and forefinger. You can get about four or five at once. It's the ones right at the top of the nose that sting a little bit.

    The worst thing that happens is having a sneezing fit. What the **** is that about?
     
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  7. -jordan-

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    The thumb and forefinger trick doesn't work with me. They end up just slipping through my fingers.

    As long as I'm not doing anything important I love sneezing fits. Great clear out <ok>
     
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  8. Hash.

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    they're grand ones theres no twitch or solitary tear with them its when you get the one my **** it stings

    Edit : the thumb and forefinger is standard fare... did you think i was on about with a tweasers or something <yikes>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'm numbed to this pain, because I suffer from a disorder known as trichotillomania (though I'm not as bad as the guy in the pic, thank ****).
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    You can easy tell the jakey pikeys got humped on Sunday.
     
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    For some reason it hurts more if you do it with tweezers :huh:
     
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  12. Hash.

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    so your nose hairs fell out <yikes> but sweet at the same time
     
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  13. -jordan-

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    Bloody hell jip, do you have chunks out of your hair on your head?

    I used to have urge to pick scabs..was so theraputic (sp)?
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Your hair doesn't fall out, you just have the compulsion to pluck it out. As I said, I'm nowhere near as bad as the guy in the pic, but my wife's always mithering me to stop pulling out hairs. If I miss a bit shaving, it drives me mental <grr>
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

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    No, like I said, I'm nothing like the guy in the pic. I tend to go for facial hair more, and only really do it if I miss some shaving.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Excellent. We've got a real life mental case on the forum.

    Apart from thefanwithnobrain who suffers from Walter Mitty-syndrome.
     
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  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Just do what i did once, get 1 of those bunsen burners lighters & when pissed it seemed funny to light it up 1 nostril, so i did, **** did that hurt, so still pissed up my mate said, hang on the others missed it , do it again, so i did up the other nostril, & it still ****ing hurt, 5 years later, still have no nasal hair growth.
     
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  18. -jordan-

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    Aye I kno you don't have it as bad as the bloke in the pic, just wondered if you had urges to pick ur head hair

    It's a bastard when you right into it..almost impossible to stop
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

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    There were plenty on here before I came along ST!
     
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  20. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    **** me stereo, i'm beginning too like you, funny as **** that
     
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