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North vs South: The players

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Treble, Mar 28, 2015.

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Where have England's finest come from?

  1. The North

    57.1%
  2. The South

    14.3%
  3. John Terry is a racist c**t

    28.6%
  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    When it comes to England's best, where has the country produced its finest. You think of Charlton, Gazza, Scholes, Gerrard, Stiles, Ball, Robson, Owen, Platt, Lineker all from the north. Then probably Moore, Adams, Greaves, Carlton Palmer. Some may argue Beckham, Rio and Sherringham but they couldnt wait to fck off north to learn their trade properly. So as well as having the most successful clubs, does the north also naturally produce the best talent.
     
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  2. Stan

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    Football belongs to the North.
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    It does seem to suggest so. If Greg Dyke gets his way, most of the London clubs will suffer the most. And if the occasional England talent emerges south of the watford gap, they'll be moving north like Beckham and Sterling.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Midlands offer the best players
     
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  5. Treble

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    Stop sitting on the fence! <grr>
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Just being a pedant but isn't but isn't Lineker from Leicester?

    Swap him for Rooney and you got it right. <ok>
     
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  7. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    The north is usually superior in everything. Football is just another example of the Norths dominating superiority over Southern people.
     
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  8. pieguts

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    And yet your prove that statement to be completely inaccurate, every time you post on here.
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Interesting.

    Whats it like being geographically challenged?
     
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  10. pieguts

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    Least of my problems
     
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    True. Being southern means you are potentially 6% French.
     
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  12. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    If you're from the North East, you're probably of Viking stock. If you're from the North West, you're Irish. Either way, you can drink the Southerners under the table - and in a game renowned for its drinking culture, it follows quite logically that the toughest, most resilient and indomitable players come from the North.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    More people from the Midland have VCs, Knighhoods, most Millionaires, I could go on.


    South people are fat, North people are a bit dim, Middle people are just better loocking and the men have bigger man sticks*







    *so I am told
     
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  14. Treble

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    What are you, goldilocks!
     
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    Middle bit of cause, land of the clever people
     
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    I know I live there :biggrin:
     
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    Try,HaynesCohen,Peters,Kane,and Hoddle,all southerners,even Englands best manager was from the south!
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

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    Not bad, but way short of the Norths offerings

    Best goal scores for English land are from up north (excluding Gary Lineker as he is from the superior Midlands
     
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    Lineker classes himself more as a northerner. Southerners consider anything above the M25 as North so fck 'em <ok>
     
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    Finney, Matthews, Lofthouse, Banks, Gascoigne, Shearer - all from the frozen North too.
     
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