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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Someone's been sick on yer plate mate.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Sep 22, 2020
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nowt them be sick daily mate... but ta a spicy egg based delight. @LiamO to confirm sublime taste.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 22, 2020
  3. Charlie Dogscock

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    Assumed that had come out of a dog's anus on first glance, but actually investigating the ingredients in does sound pretty awesome, although the ravenous carnivore in me would need meat in there as well as eggs and tomatoes and the other ****.
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

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    Am in a meeting and someone is asking if you get mosquitos in Turkey.
    What's your experience mate?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Sep 22, 2020
  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    There weren't many mosquitos when I went to Turkey last week, had more of a problem with it back here.
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    you will never make a barman
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Sep 22, 2020
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Depends what n time of year mate. Some places July is bad but Havent been bitten for years in Marmaris. Not see one either for ages to be fair. Same in side.. nowt. Islands seem worse to me
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    What hotel do you go to? I can recommend the TUI Blue Grand Azure, its the ****.
     
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  9. LiamO

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    <laugh>
    You have to to court if your last offence means a ban. I hired a **** hot solicitor from Durham who basically pleaded that my life, career and marriage depended on me being able to get to work at unusual times(I was a golf pro at the time at Bolton). I stood there, said I was very sorry and promised it would be the last time and I had already sold car.. etc.
    It worked.....<cracker>

    Got caught again 1 month later but someone took one for the team for me. Lol
     
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    LiamO, Sep 22, 2020
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    went there mate. Casino time. Down Elegance and half the ones down there. Now go cheap so at Club Turquoise in Armutalan where there’s loads of ‘normal folks’ so me abs my Tatt’s fit in well..
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Aye I'd prepped the missus for those recent ones where I must have just got under 33mph

    She wasn't keen until I said I wouldn't be able to do my job and she'd have to get one...
     
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    A0AB84DA-0A61-49CE-A920-7931C69D7BD5.jpeg
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    What ya drinking that pish for? Efes is much nicer
     
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    the local carlsberb is nicer than Efes to my guts mate.

    but for you.. I’ll now get an Efes.
     
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    tomorrow around the same time I’ll show you the beer menu and you can pick again for me. That Efes was lovely.
     
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    Do it Friday, I'll have a beer myself then so won't be as jealous <laugh> well apart from the weather!
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Chippy turning into an old soak <laugh>
     
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  20. Delusional Full Stop

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    Because he doesn’t buy the drink. His arms are the same length as Pickford’s. They don’t reach his pockets. Same as all Makems.
     
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