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  1. Alan Shearer

    Alan Shearer Member

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    would you pump her?
     
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    Alan Shearer, Nov 28, 2011
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I've pumped worse
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I may do if I was drunk <ok>
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    She's quite beautiful, she's just deficient in the limb department to the tune of four.
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I like my hand jobs though.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'll swap yie

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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    well itd be blowies all the time <nowankforeplayfromher>
     
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  9. Alan Shearer

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    she could give you a pokeybummer with the stump though.
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    It's all fun and games until she tries to stick a stump up your arse <ouch>
     
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  11. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    "Not a lot of people know that Stump Hole Cavern takes it's name from the crippled prostitute who plied her trade here in the 17th century."


    The League of Gentlemen. ****ing classic
     
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  12. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    You get foot jobs, surely she could pull off a stump job?
     
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  13. babyhornetdan

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    Well you can guarantee what she lacks in Hand jobs she will make up for in blow jobs!!!

    She is pretty hot though!!
     
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    babyhornetdan, Nov 28, 2011
  14. thefanwithnoname

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    If she can have a figure like that with no limbs, what ****ing excuse is there for british women for being obese FFS <grr>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 28, 2011
  15. VenomPD

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    <laugh> Good ****ing point.

    Fat ****s sitting stuffing their faces full of Hob Nobs watching Loose Women while she struggles away on the treadmill.
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Well she can hardly get her own cakes, can she?
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    true
    but she cannae exactly go for a walk to work off the calories
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 28, 2011
  18. Glesgabhoy67

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    I thought you were from stoke? Picking up language from ST and tina now?
     
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  19. Fabulous Fabio

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    Just out of interest, under what circumstances would a bird with no limbs be getting her picture took in the buff?
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    ****ing circumstances <doh>
     
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