Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker, 30, has no plans to move into coaching at the end of his playing career. (Observer) Thanks for letting us all know! If you lads find any other non-stories, please post them here, so that we can all be enlightened. Perhaps, you've read that a certain manager isn't interested in buying a certain player? Or, you've heard that your favourite player doesn't like tuna sandwiches? Any non-story is welcome, and the more ****-witted it is, the better!
links to a couple of non stories: http://www.not606.com/threads/the-mighty-juggernaut-thread.306147/ http://www.not606.com/threads/the-north-london-power-shift.291448/
http://www.insidehousing.co.uk/spurs-given-green-light-to-drop-affordable-homes/6520463.article Post 48 - http://www.not606.com/threads/tax-p...at-olympic-stadium.304289/page-3#post-8061542 http://www.pas.gov.uk/3-community-i...l/-/journal_content/56/332612/4090701/ARTICLE
it doesn't. this is my original unedited post*. *errors & omissions excepted ps i may on legal advice edit my post to read "it does", but this will depend on the outcome of the argument and who's side i want to be on.
I also may, or may not, either now or at some future juncture, decide or not decide to edit my posts to : (1) Change my argument should I be exposed as being wrong (2) Cover up any ****s up that I have made (notwithstanding that my **** ups may already have been quoted) (3) Attempt to make it look like I knew I had ****ed up on purpose to get a 'bite' (4) Deny that my wum attempts have backfired, notwithstanding the fact that they may have already done so NB, this is my original post and I have not yet edited it, but I retain the right to edit it should I choose at any point. Including the right to claim that any ****s up by me have been fabricated by those that point them out and that any quotes that show me up as having ****ed up were in fact edited on purpose by the person who quoted them simply to try and make me look bad. * *If any of the above fails, I retain the right to post a picture of a fish.
PIXIE gets the tabloids so he can read the cartoons and look at the ladies' titties. It's a start, I suppose.
United will pay Monaco an extra £7.2m if Martial scores 25 goals in the next four seasons, another £7.2m if he reaches 25 France caps and the same amount again if he wins the Ballon d'Or. (The Sun) The Ballon d'Or in 4 seasons? Murdock is desperate for United to get back to the top, isn't he! It's pathetic! How about a clause whereby Monaco give United back £30 million when Martial becomes yet another over-hyped foreigner to completely flop in the Prem? That would be more realistic.
If he gets as far as 24 France caps I suspect that he'll develop a dose of the Giggs just before every international break. What's Murdock got to do with the Ballon d'Or?
