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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Trouble when your abode is a flat. Be the same for those in semi-detached housing. I'm surprised there are not multiple killings in these circumstances.

    Up late due to not sleeping and the noise really gets on my tits.

    Back to work tomorrow and I'll be zombiesque.

    Any ideas on the best, cleanest and convenient way of multiple killings and disposal of evidence?

    I don't have a bath so that rules out immersion in concentrated acid post murder.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 25, 2014
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you dont have a bath? <rofl>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 25, 2014
  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Buy a really ****ing loud stereo and leave Sir Cliff on random every time you go to work.
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Power tools at 6am on Sundays
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he does that anyway
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My neighbours left their house to their 18 year old daughter on Friday night. She brought her mates around and they made a right old racket.

    On Saturday morning, my missus went out early so I got my vuvuzuela-type horn out and blasted it a few times just to let them know I can play the same game. Anyone asleep in that house would have been woken up. And then, later on, me and my mate were watching the Arsenal Man Utd game and we did the same again. Just for good measure.

    There are always ways to get revenge.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    never happened
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Living well is the best revenge.

    [Tweet]536977217545584641[/Tweet]
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You wanna bet? :mad:

    Right, that's it. Citeh v Bayern Munich tonight, I'll do the same. f** the neighbours.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Moon selfie
    <laugh>
     
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  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Trev finds the most simple things Inplausable...
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Some **** downstairs from me keeps blasting their vuvuzela. Next time it happens I'm gonna shove dog **** through their letterbox.
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    ST pretending to be an 18 year old Irish girl again..:tongue:
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I know.

    It was putting me right aff pumping that wee 18 yr old anaw.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    fresh fanny
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Tina and Wilma

    <laugh>.
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If it's happening on a regular basis, you could be experiencing deja vuvuzela.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    no! <laugh>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Wired For Sound or The Lord's Prayer?
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-musicCarrie doesn't live here anymore
    Carrie used to room on the second floor
    Sorry that she left no forwarding address
    That was known to me:emoticon-0159-music
     
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