Following on from my successful threads on being a Wing Man and Pull a Pig Nights what "unwanted guests" have you taken home after the event? Surely some of you dirty bastards have copped a dose? A bloke I knew caught galloping nob rot from the wee bird drummer out of We've Got a Fuzzbox And We're Gonna Use It. And "a bloke I knew" isn't shorthand for "actually I mean it was me" in case you were wondering. I'd have loved to have had a go on her, herpes or not, she was lovely. I would have had the sense to bag it up though. So what have you had to go to the clinic for?
So what have you had to go to the clinic for? Well, one time I had an ingrown toenail but the clinic sorted it out for me.
Caught crabs once. Also summat called "ballinitis" or summat, which is basically a fungal infection caugth if yer knob gets scratched (during a blowjob for example) and then ye bang a minge that has the female version of the infection (chlamydia I think).
