An Essex school teacher explains to her class that she is an West Ham fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are West Ham fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not an West Ham fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a West Ham fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Millwall fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, tell me, why are you a Millwall fan?" "Because my mum is Wall, my dad is Wall, so I'm a Millwall fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Millwall fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be an West Ham fan."
