Normally like I said I am a three a day dumpster. Not had one for two days now which I suppose is not surprising as i have not eaten anything. Have had this head cold/bad cough/sharp throat pains and general fatigue. Not flu because you cant do anything with that!! Not even hungry but dosing myself up. Anyway, whats the longest anyone has gone without having a tom tit?
I don't think I've ever went a day without curling one out. Try and get some soup into you or go to the Chemist and grab a few Ensure drinks. They are about three quid a touch right enough.
Once I feel hungry I might order in a huge **** off thin crust pizza, meat or veggie, to boost energy levels. Garlic bread as well. Hmmmmmmmm.
Eight pints of Guinness usually guarantees a bowel movement. Just be sure not to do it in your pants.
