No speculation thread

Right don't want to hear sightings,rumours etc as it stands Jonas on loan to Norwich so that's it so far.Please only post definitive movements and keep this thread only for defos 'cos I can't be arsed to read the same old ****e every transfer window,I'm getting me life back!

 

Jonas on loan to Norwich? Damn and blast, I've got him to score the first goal for us.

 

But what if there is definitely speculation? What do I do Mick?

 

I definitely had a movement this morning

 

I think Mick is looking for proof to ensure any transfer window movements aren't just speculation.
Are you able to provide him with proof on this one Bucky?

 

Rozzazinho is lined up as the Cabaye replacement. Been sighted at Jesmond Metro on his way back from Whitley Bay arcades.

 

Good point, I think I have a bit here left over i can scrape off and send to any UK address.

 

Fantastic news! About time too. Where has he been hiding?

 

If this bid fails then we should try to re-sign Perchinho to replace Cabs.

 

Fode Mansare anyone?


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There's a rumour that Obertan will be transferred to Boston Utd.
They are in the process of putting together a £10+ cabbages deal for our skillfull winger.

 

This had better be genuine, or else Mick will have your balls for his tea if you're just posting pure speculation on the clearly labelled "no speculation thread" thread.

 

He's been keeping fit on the Just Dance machine at T&D's. Got the call right in the middle of "Toxic", meant he didn't get the top score but Pards smoothed things over by offering the number 9.

He quickly added that Cisse wasn't leaving the club, just had a back problem. As in, he's not coming 'back'.

 

Some bloke on another Newcastle Utd forum has heard rumours that (this is bullshit all the way no doubt) that we are lining up a sneaky bid for Lewis Holtby.

 

I thought he was going in the opposite direction to de Jong.

 

So he's going to be our goalie?

 

Doesn't our goalie go in the same direction - just further back??

I was being lazy and trying to avoid typing out Borussia Moenchengladbach or however you spell it!

 

Not when he's turned to pick the ball out of the back of the net because the opposition have run through Cabaye shaped hole in midfield

 

not to be a pedant, but being pedantic, wouldn't he be tracking back at that point?

 

Cabaye gone and Roy Kinnear says nothing to do with me guv'.