no one likes me, i dont care

a case of lager a bottle of gin and a bottle of port.

**** the world!

 

pizza hut! pizza hut!

 

aston villa v valencia then leathal weapon. maybe a shot diversion to youporn.com

 

eric cantona is so wise

 

if yo u do a massive **** and get a semi, does that mean your gay?

 

just spent 5 mins trying to teach mysself to whistle with mu fingers. failed

 

villa fans look like *****s

 

that kid in the eurostar advert is a ****ing social leper

 

but rodger if your 50 it means your 60 odd in the last film! oh riggs, youree so troubled.

you kill thoise whores dont you

 

id nail your daughter rodge

 

"thats some serious **** you carry"

"actually in about 5 years it'll be standard issue"

 

drink driving was cool in the 80's

 

more than 10 guys in the world could make that shot martin

 

who the **** lets their 16 year old daughter go out with a mercenary in gis mid 30's???????????????/

 

you sound like jazz

 

i forget i tried to learn to wolf whistle. other than that these all seem like valid points