"no no Mr Lampard!...."

".....we've reserved you a special seat by the window"

"cheers jock"

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Poor Frank. He's quite handsome too.

 

I hate Lampard, hes a fat dick. Dont know why England managers persist in picking him, hes never done anything in an England shirt

 

I hear his lemon curd has had a boob job since he's been at the world cup, which will give him something to look at rather than her extremely pointy face.

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does anyone else think adrian chiles looks a bit downs-y?

 

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clearly a ritard

 

Jamie Oliver has some level of Down's too. He masks it well, doesn't he?

 

you might be onto something there, he does always eat with his fingers.

 

It's a FACT apparently. He's opening up a new restaurant in George Square at the weekend.

 

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/...-italian-stirs-things-up-in-glasgow-1.1000530

It appears that the **** is coming

 

would life as a severe downie be so bad? they have no worries and are always happy. they also have super strength which is an added bonus. would be a bit weird seein other downies tho as they look just like you. wonder if they all think they are related?

 

The stuff that goes through your head

 

I just think what they could do with that big tongue in the right situation.

 

there can be only one

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most "downies" I see out and about are always with quite old parents/carers.

what happens when they snuff it????

Is their a big nursing home somewhere for "downies"????

The ****s could take over the world, if they weren't so glaikit

 

Don't they only live until their 40's or something? A hush hush cull, if you believe the rumours.

 

i wonder how fast they would go if you could get some sort of saddle on them. with that supermongo strength they're like compact horses

only less cunning

 

A little Down's Syndrome boy goes to the ice cream van and asks for an ice cream. The van driver asks him what flavour he would like.
The little Down's Syndrome boy replies, "It doesn't matter I'll drop it anyway."

 

What did the *****loid say to his dog?
- Down Syndrome!