No More Not606 Arguments

Yeah, read that again.

No more.

There is a way we can settle this, once and for all.

You shall all submit pictures on this thread of your penis. The member with the largest penis will be our superiour and his/her (incase tina has a big one) opinion is final. The 2nd largest is second in line and so on.

The smallest (probably ER) will be ridiculed every day at every opportunity. No change there then.

Go

 

Do we have to submit a fresh picture every day? Suppose that I'm judged to have the largest member, but am subsequently involved in a freak agricultural accident where I have my cock cut off by a combine harvester? Am I still top dog, or do I drop dramatically down the pecking (or should that be pecker) order?

 

If you want to see our cocks Muir then just ask. No need for the subterfuge

 

Yes, every day pictures will be necessary.

Write '<MUIR>' on your cock too so I know it's genuine.

Might be better to just get that tattooed on there.

 

I think I have a valid point Venom.

Would you argue with a man that beats you in both length and girth statistics?

Certainly not.

 

2 nurses are discussing a patient. The first one says 'That guy has MUIR tattooed on his penis.'

The second nurse replies, 'I think you'll find it says 'STENHOUSEMUIR'.



/Stolen from Dev's gag book.

//Sorry

 

Shhhh, FFS. You're going to rumble my game here.

 

Flaccid or erect?

 

Erect.

Unless you have a problem with that at your age.

 

Are we allowed to intimidate the opposition by drawing an angry face or dragon's head on our helmet?

 

Will "MU" do?

 

Nope, never had a problem.

Did she dump you because of your unending floppiness?

 

[video=youtube;UW9Fiu9IlA4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UW9Fiu9IlA4[/video]

 

If you run out of space then that's fine.

At least when you're shagging a burd you can pretend you're a Man United fan instead of taking cock orders off a stranger on the internet.

 

Looks like you've hooked this Swedish MP, Muir.

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-07-26/swedish-mp-flashes-genitals-at-instagram-followers/

 

Lost all respect for the Swedish in that one sentence. They elected this fanny.

 

Does that say "Man United couldnae score against the Rangers at Old Trafford and if it not be true, then I declare you to be as ignorant as a gnu" after a wee trip to the Chinese stall at the Savoy?

 

The prospect of posting pictures of your cock is making you all a lot friendlier already.

Mission accomplished

 

@ the tags

 

Medro would send a picture but unfortunately is still suffering from his tea scalding