Just back from the polling station on my mission to vote Boris the Bumbling Buffoon out of office and was shocked to discover that acworth's name was not on the list of candidates. I had to vote for the anti-Semite instead.
I couldn't vote for someone who made a homophobic comment about his political oponents and who also has avoided paying tax so it had to be Brian as No 1 and Boris as No 2. What a pity there is a party giving the usual misinformation on housing and immigration as well as the content of GCSEs, even more remarkable that party could end up with 8% tomorrow mainly from disaffected tory voters.
How long do you have to be a resident to get the vote? If I popped over to Germany I wouldn't expect to be voting on the next Kaiser.
When I lived in Cloggieland, I was able to vote in their local elections and European elections pretty much straight away. I could have voted in their General elections after 5 years if I'd applied for a Dutch passport.
Yes. Most bookies stopped taking bets on him. The result won't be known till much later as the lazy bastards didn't start counting till this morning.
could be worse - it would take longer if Gambol was doing the counting. Sorry Gambol - you have my permission to say that it would take longer still for me to count - as I'd have one fist stuck up my arse.
Gambol may be short on digits, but he does own one of those rubber finger pads - cunningly fashioned from an old condom.
Yeah, cos who needs more buses, cheaper fares, less congestion, rent control, and more coppers on the beat?
