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Nile Ranger

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  1. KyleG

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    Spotted in training! So he must be doing some early nights for those early mornings
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    Maybe the octopus, which has clearly attached itself to Nile and replaced his brain, has decided that instead of living out Saints Row in his mate's mother's basement and writing **** on twitter, he's going to symbiotically enhance his life...

    Of course. Octopii who latch onto humans are not forces of good. It'd be part of an evil master-plan to rule the world. 1st step, make Nile Ranger Ballon D'Or winner...
     
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    Celebrity octopus Paul, who has so far correctly predicted the outcome of all of the games he's had put before him has said it would be impossible for him to make Nile Ranger the Ballon D'Or winner.
     

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    Hopefully this is the start of a turnaround for him... Hopefully.
     
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    Well, if he wins it in a Toon shirt having led us to Champions League glory, then I might, maybe, possibly forgive him for his previous behaviour.
     
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    We must be short on strikers (Obviously) and they've started to panic. Knee-jerk move = get Nile Ranger, Xisco back. Maybe even sign Geremi and Alan Smith while we're at it.
     
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    I wonder if he has managed the 6 weeks of being on time yet? I defended him as young and immature but he ran out of excuses a long time ago. Silly boy who is unlikely to turn it around. Look at Sterling. Supposedly a bit of a bad lad in his youth. Still realised by the time he was 15 that you have to grow up.
     
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    I thought they would put him on tea duty TBH...
     
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    We are running out of players at the minute so it's no surprise we are scraping the barrel , Saying that ,Xisco has never been given a chance here but never slagged us off so give him a go.
     
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    Going to be a case of just getting bodies on the pitch.

    Maybe give one of the young kids a chance.

    The following 17 outfield players are available (18 if Cisse is cleared to play): Abeid, Amalfitano, Sh.Ameobi, Sa.Ameobi, Anita, Ba, Ben Arfa, Bigirimana, Ferguson, Marveaux, Obertan, Santon, Simpson, Tavernier. S.Taylor, Tiote, Williamson.
     
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    If Sammy Ameobi scores, I'll be the one on the pitch multi-tasking... fighting with stewards and trying to take my last sock off<ok>



    Just joking...



    But that is weirdly DT's greatest fear, as if she thinks I would actually do that...
     
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    Get her to join you. I'll have my camera ready.
     
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    We'll think about it, just in case she becomes famous and needs a corny porn video to make her identifiable with the gullible public (well the females... don't think the males will be using the tissues in the same way when her apology comes out...)
     
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    This wasn't you was it JPF?
     

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