Nightmare Scenario

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Norfolkbhoy

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Feb 2, 2012
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Just a bit of lunchtime fun.

what would be your footballing or other nightmare scenarios, for example

Paul Lambert and team head down the A140, sign Grant Holt and take them up as we get relegated
Scientists manage to clone Sir Bobby and he leads 1p5wich back to the glory days (more likely than the above!)
My daughter marries an 1p5wich fan who looks like Eric Gates
Alan Brazil becomes my diet coach
All whiskies must be blended and less than 10 years old
Prohibition is introduced.
The jealous French manage to get an EC law banning stilton as it is much better than their cheese
Vegatarianism becomes compulsary
 
Norfolkbhoy said:
Just a bit of lunchtime fun.

what would be your footballing or other nightmare scenarios, for example

Paul Lambert and team head down the A140, sign Grant Holt and take them up as we get relegated
Scientists manage to clone Sir Bobby and he leads 1p5wich back to the glory days (more likely than the above!)
My daughter marries an 1p5wich fan who looks like Eric Gates
Alan Brazil becomes my diet coach
All whiskies must be blended and less than 10 years old
Prohibition is introduced.
The jealous French manage to get an EC law banning stilton as it is much better than their cheese
Vegatarianism becomes compulsary
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Wash your mouth out

<grr><grr>
 
Norfolkbhoy said:
At least you can look back and bask in your glory years and had the joy of seeing us in Div 1 two years ago. We are enjoying our day in the sun but I am sure that you will come again as well and hopefully old farm hostilities will be resumed in the top flight
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Damn you man!

This had the makings of another good old slanging match thread before you went and ruined it all by being reasonable! <wah>
 
johnnywarksmoustache said:
Damn you man!

This had the makings of another good old slanging match thread before you went and ruined it all by being reasonable! <wah>
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Follow Norwich long enough and you learn the value of being gracious when you're on the up as you know the lows only too well! When you're the boot best not kick too hard too often as sometime soon you'll know you'll be the ar$e awaiting someone else's foot following through!
 
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