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Nightmare Scenario

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Norfolkbhoy, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Norfolkbhoy

    Norfolkbhoy Well-Known Member

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    Just a bit of lunchtime fun.

    what would be your footballing or other nightmare scenarios, for example

    Paul Lambert and team head down the A140, sign Grant Holt and take them up as we get relegated
    Scientists manage to clone Sir Bobby and he leads 1p5wich back to the glory days (more likely than the above!)
    My daughter marries an 1p5wich fan who looks like Eric Gates
    Alan Brazil becomes my diet coach
    All whiskies must be blended and less than 10 years old
    Prohibition is introduced.
    The jealous French manage to get an EC law banning stilton as it is much better than their cheese
    Vegatarianism becomes compulsary
     
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  2. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I'm living it! <yikes>
     
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  3. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Wash your mouth out

    <grr><grr>
     
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  4. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Nightmare Scenario

    Waking up to find that my knob had fallen off in the night. <wah> :sad:

    ILD OTBC
     
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  5. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    Something that supers quotes from Twitter actually becoming true!
     
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  6. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    What is Twitter please?

    ILD OTBC
     
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  7. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I thought all you Budgies knew how to TWEET!!!
     
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  8. Norfolkbhoy

    Norfolkbhoy Well-Known Member

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    At least you can look back and bask in your glory years and had the joy of seeing us in Div 1 two years ago. We are enjoying our day in the sun but I am sure that you will come again as well and hopefully old farm hostilities will be resumed in the top flight
     
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  9. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Damn you man!

    This had the makings of another good old slanging match thread before you went and ruined it all by being reasonable! <wah>
     
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  10. Norfolkbhoy

    Norfolkbhoy Well-Known Member

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    Follow Norwich long enough and you learn the value of being gracious when you're on the up as you know the lows only too well! When you're the boot best not kick too hard too often as sometime soon you'll know you'll be the ar$e awaiting someone else's foot following through!
     
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  11. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <ok> Fair Play!
     
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  12. redruthyella

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    You go to shave, look in the mirror, and Gareth Bale stares back at you.
     
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  13. Home on the range canary

    Home on the range canary Well-Known Member

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    Getting rid of stilton sounds like a great idea
     
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  14. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    WHAT?????

    <grr><grr><grr>
     
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  15. Norfolkbhoy

    Norfolkbhoy Well-Known Member

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    Such heresy - next you'll be wanting to banish port as well!
     
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