Not like graeme Swan being called Swanny. In our school he would have been called CYGY (as in cygnet as in baby swan) The best one was a lad who got his nickname at 8 years old. Basically it was winter he came running into the school toilets, slipped and slid along the floor and crashed his gonads into the urinals. He had to be taken to hospital and pissed blood for a few days. It was like he had bust a bollock. His nickname WOMBLE (one ball) still called that and he uses it himself any more?
My name is Callum and at school that turned into Caladonga, Calatron, Calabunga, Calcium Kid, Calgate, Callalalalaum from the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M4J849dmA
Also we had a girl at school who had bright blonde hair and a big hooter and in my geniousness? I shouted out the popular Man Utd song for Diego Forlan Diiiieeeggoooo woooaahhh to the shock of my classmates who burst out laughing, she never recovered and for the last year of school was always known as Diego.
Did your classmates spend their entire time thinking up different names for you, you seem to have a lot, or were you just not liked?!
my nickname snoop has stuck with me for years ugh .... i tell people its because im a daycent thief. the reality is some **** thought i looked like mr dogg oh the mortification.
Quite the opposite was quite popular however people said when they said my name other words came out also most of it I think was down to Diego as revenge.
I know prince harry got into trouble for this but we had a black kid at school who had the second name white he was called chalky. His little brother is little chalky This is how they introduce themselves
Lee Clarke (toon footballer, now Huddersfield manager) used to be known as Jigsaw because he used to go to pieces in the box.