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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BH1972RFC, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. BH1972RFC

    BH1972RFC Guest

    Just had a scan of the odds tonight for some of the qualifiers. I think an over 2.5 goals acca in the following games is well worth a shout:

    Moldova v Holland @ 8/11
    Serbia v Estonia @ 8/15
    Germany v Turkey @ 8/11
    Spain v Lithuania @ 2/5

    A ten spot will return you 64.11

    All 4 of these have a good chance of a few goals in them and will give you a good run for your money.
     
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  2. Castleger

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    Why is it 'over 2.5 goals'???? Wouldn't over 2 goals be enough???
     
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  3. good shout
     
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  4. BolloBollo

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    Are Serbia playing tonight?
     
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  5. BH1972RFC

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    Castle:

    That's the cut mate. They go under 2.5 or over 2.5.

    So if it's 2-0 and you've gone under 2.5, you win. If you've gone over 2.5, you've lost. It just cuts out the "Exactly 2 Goals" bet which a lot of bookies do.

    The average amount of goals in a league football match is something like 2.42 or something daft, therefore the bookies have the edge, but I always go over as your bet is always in with a chance, whereas if you go under 2.5 and it's 2-1 at halftime, then your bet is fecked already.
     
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  6. BH1972RFC

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    Bollo - Serbia kick off at 7.30pm tonight.
     
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  7. BolloBollo

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    Cool it's just I can't see it on my Stan James accout?
     
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  8. BolloBollo

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    <doh> Found it!
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Can you bet on a swimmer dying of dysentery at the Commonwealth games? Probably get short odds on that though.
     
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  10. BH1972RFC

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    Nice avatar, Venom <laugh>

    Carlos was some chap. Best in the business.

    I've sharted in the pool before. I just pulled my trunks down, wiped ma erchie with the pool water, quick rinse of the trunks and cracked on. Nobody was any the wiser

    <ENJOYMYSLIPSTREAMMUIR>
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Aye, he was some ****. Took over the OPEC at gunpoint and then gave them all champagne.

    My mate did a ****e through the giant rubber ring at the Auqadome in Inverness years back, he did the same as you but had his arse hanging out the rubber ring. His wasn't accidental he did it because he's a manky, lazy **** and couldn't be bothered going to the lavvy
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> i was late for work this morning because i sharted going out the front door.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh> Thanks for sharing Dougie

    One of my mates phoned me one night to tell me he sharted in a pub. I asked him where he was and he said he was still on Belmont St in Aberdeen with a wee ****e nestled in his boxers.

    I sharted in Asda car park once, so just bought new underwear. I put my ****ty ones in the freezer next to the Yorkshire puddings.
     
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  14. Castleger

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    Nice Dougie <yikes>

    Hope you've got laminate and not carpets
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    got tiles in the hall <ok> had a quick bath then changed smelling fresh now but every fart is like a game of russian roulette.
     
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  16. BH1972RFC

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    I hate it when you've got to take it easy when letting rip. You give it a wee test drive, cannily ease it oot, but don't be fooled by the good start, it's always at the end where you get the bubbles.
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> thats exactly how it is BH, <ok>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> Last time I sharted was years ago. Was in the bedroom and let one go. Heard a drop hit something and there was a wee stream of ****e landing on my wee brothers thomas the tank engine game box <laugh>
     
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