Nice Pussy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8517727.stm

Ha ha, a ****ing hate cats

 

why do u hate cats?

 

we moved from a flat to a house, 2 weeks in her ****in cat gets knocked down. I come home from work, her and her mother crying about they had to take the cat to the vet to get put down. ****ing £95, I said if she had waited till I got home it would have been much cheaper (garden shovel, whack). I had also fitted a new ****ing cat flap in the back door,£72 which I then proclaimed was useless now and her ****ing gormless mother suggests that I could seel the cat flap as its nearly new....Aye right, what about the big ****ing hole in the door, ya bammy bastard!!

That and many other occassions, were if I could have caught the ****er, it was dead!!!

 

av got a cat (family pet) its annoyin at times but a dont hate it. usually jst keeps itself to itself. infact a envy its life, sleeps all the time and always looks comfy as ****.

 

I remember the ****er had shat in it's fancy pants litter tray, walked through and jumped on me as I'm lying on the couch. It does about 4 circles, starts padding it paws to get comfy, then lies on me waving it's big hairy tale in my face. Pretty soon I realise there is a smell of ****e in the vicinity, just as the wife comes through ranting about the ****ety paw prints aw through the house. My ****in Brazil top was covered in ****ey footprints as well, the bastard!!!!

 

castleger get it up ye

My mum and dad had 2 cats (1 got knocked over a while back) and there class. The one that was killed was soft as ****. It would let you punch it in the face and stuff. The one thats alive is ****ing mental. It followed me round on my papers years ago when it was really young and some woman was walking her big stupid looking dog. It barked at my cat and tried to get at it. The cat ****ing jumped on it's back and started clawing the dogs eyes and face The woman was in tears and so was I. I was laughing though It's attacked foxes as well in the past

 

Some people pay good money to get that sort of treatment.