I saw this on another board , but I just had to share it with you. David N'gog is walking past the S.o.L carrying a holdall when he is stopped by the police. "What you got in the bag ?" ask the boys in blue. " A sawn off shotgun , £20k in forged banknotes , 2 sticks of dynamite , some stolen credit cards , and some hard core porn " replies Mr N'gog. "Thank f**k for that " says the copper, " I thought you'd brought your boots ! ! "
