Is this eminently and reasonably priced publication still on the go? One has somewhat lost touch with reality these days, somewhat.
Only old ****s (mostly women), perverts (mostly men) and heavy metal freaks buy magazines these days.
It's not a magazine you ignoramus. Stick to what you know Tarquin. Celtic Football Club and Shortbread. Well, shortbread anyway.
I know it can mean a series of connections. Just like the way Abdul's bellend is connected to the back of your ex-wife mouth.